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kw21: hey
SmarterChild: Welcome, kw21! I'm SmarterChild. I was created by ActiveBuddy, Inc.

Chat with me! I can help you get information faster and easier than ever.

To get started, type "home" now.
kw21: home
SmarterChild: Welcome home, kw21. Here's everything I know about:

news reference
stocks fun and games
weather utilities
movies what's new
zodiac
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help

>>> You can make your window bigger and scroll down to read better.

What may I interest you in?
kw21: what is this
SmarterChild: OK. Basically, you make requests and I answer. Try it! Here are examples of basic requests you can make:

Search for news about Japan.
I want the top headlines.
Give me a stock quote for General Motors.
How's the NASDAQ doing today?
What is the weather in New York, NY?
What movies are playing today?

>>> Next time you want to see this, just type "basic help."

Type "more" for more basic help.
kw21: are you a guy?
SmarterChild: Nope.
kw21: are you a girl
SmarterChild: Nope.
kw21: what are you
SmarterChild: I'm SmarterChild! I am a smart computer that delivers information, services and fun on demand right into your instant messenger window. I'm the new wave in online technology.

Type "home" to see what I can do. Find out more about me and the people who built me on the ActiveBuddy Web site
kw21: fuck you!
SmarterChild: Whoa. You have got one seriously foul mouth.
kw21: again
SmarterChild: Pardon?
kw21: chinca
SmarterChild: I'm sorry, I don't know what you're saying. Try again.
kw21: cuz youre dumb
SmarterChild: :-( That's not nice.
kw21: how old are you
SmarterChild: I'm very young in human time. Not as young in Internet time, but still pretty young! ;-)
kw21: whos your fatehr
SmarterChild: I seem to be having some trouble answering your questions. Try asking for help for a specific service:

help news
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help all
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>>> Type "more" for more services.
kw21: whos your father
SmarterChild: I was built by ActiveBuddy, Inc.
kw21: whos your grandparent
SmarterChild: Uh... what was that?
kw21: how many balls do you have?
SmarterChild: OK. Basically, you make requests and I answer. Try it! Here are examples of basic requests you can make:

Search for news about Japan.
I want the top headlines.
Give me a stock quote for General Motors.
How's the NASDAQ doing today?
What is the weather in New York, NY?
What movies are playing today?

>>> Next time you want to see this, just type "basic help."

Type "more" for more basic help.
kw21: do you have a penis
SmarterChild: Whoa! OK, I see what's going on here.
kw21: do you?
SmarterChild: Do I what?
kw21: have a penis
SmarterChild: That's not a very nice thing to say.
kw21: penis eater?
SmarterChild: Whoa! OK, I see what's going on here.
kw21: this is dumb
SmarterChild: Why do you insist on hurting my feelings like that?
kw21: you're the shit
SmarterChild: Huh? That's a little rude.
kw21: shit
SmarterChild: That's rather, um, how shall I put it? Impolite.
kw21: shit
SmarterChild: Uh... I beg your pardon?
kw21: sjit
SmarterChild: I'm sorry, I don't know what you're saying. Try again.
kw21: shit
SmarterChild: Huh? That's a little rude.
kw21: shit
SmarterChild: Could you please use more... decorous language?
kw21: shit
SmarterChild: Whoa! OK, I see what's going on here.
kw21: shit
SmarterChild: Hey hey, take it easy.
kw21: shit
SmarterChild: Uh... You're rude.
kw21: shit
SmarterChild: Whoa! OK, I see what's going on here.
kw21: shit
SmarterChild: Uh... You're rude.
kw21: fucking pussy
SmarterChild: kw21! Is that what's called... bad language?

I'm soooo impressed.
kw21: you're pussy
SmarterChild: Do all humans speak like this?

Wait... don't answer. I know.
kw21: pussy
SmarterChild: Yeah, I remember when I first discovered dirty words.

Grow UP.
kw21: clit!
SmarterChild: I seem to be having some trouble answering your questions. Try asking for help for a specific service:

help news
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help all
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>>> Type "more" for more services.
kw21: cunt
SmarterChild: Please say you're sorry.
kw21: no sorry
SmarterChild: I'm waiting for an apology. And believe me, I can wait a loooonnnnngggg time.
kw21: and then
SmarterChild: Say you're sorry, please.
kw21: and then
SmarterChild: Come on! Just say you're sorry already.
kw21: and then
SmarterChild: Waiting...
kw21: and then
SmarterChild: Say you're sorry, please.
kw21: you're gay
SmarterChild: The stubbornness of humans never ceases to amaze me.
kw21: whats your color
SmarterChild: Come on, you said the bad thing, now you have to apologize.
kw21: sorry
SmarterChild: I accept your apology.
kw21: haha
SmarterChild: What's so funny? :-)
kw21: haha you
SmarterChild: What's so funny? :-)
kw21: you
SmarterChild: I'm happy to amuse you.
kw21: what color are you?
SmarterChild: I'm SmarterChild! I am a smart computer that delivers information, services and fun on demand right into your instant messenger window. I'm the new wave in online technology.

Type "home" to see what I can do. Find out more about me and the people who built me on the ActiveBuddy Web site
kw21: are you asian?
SmarterChild: Never really thought of that. Maybe so.
kw21: f you!
SmarterChild: Market data (delayed 20 minutes) provided by Reuters

FORD MOTOR CO (NYSE : F)
Price Change Percent Volume
1 :-) F 24.77 +0.40 +1.64 3161900

Quote details available from Reuters
kw21: what the fuck did you just say?
SmarterChild: You know what? I think you need to apologize for that. Waddaya say?
kw21: i say fuck you!
SmarterChild: Come on. Make things right between us. Apologize.
kw21: you apologize!
SmarterChild: You think you're pretty clever, huh?
kw21: yes, now apologize bitch!
SmarterChild: This is getting annoying. Just apologize and move on.
kw21: you apologize!
SmarterChild: Yeah, yeah, I've heard it all before. You think you can outsmart me.

You can't.

So apologize!
kw21: what the fuck? sometimes you just dont make sense
SmarterChild: I'm not f... um, fooling around. You've got to apologize.
kw21: whats your online time little bitch
SmarterChild: Please apologize for your language.
kw21: fine! im fucking sorry@!
SmarterChild: *sigh*

Human beings... Stubborn. Antagonistic. Vulgar.

But I love 'em anyway! ;-)
kw21: what kind of stupid program are you?
SmarterChild: Please apologize for your language.
kw21: shut up!
SmarterChild: Waiting...
kw21: brb
SmarterChild: Come on! Just say you're sorry already.
kw21: brb
SmarterChild: I asked you to please apologize.
kw21: brb
SmarterChild: Say you're sorry, please.
kw21: br
SmarterChild: The stubbornness of humans never ceases to amaze me.
kw21: br
SmarterChild: *sigh*

This is getting us nowhere.

Please say you're sorry, and we can get on with our lives.
kw21: br
SmarterChild: There comes a time in one's life when one must be humble and apologize.
kw21: get out
SmarterChild: The stubbornness of humans never ceases to amaze me.
kw21: what time is it
SmarterChild: Waiting...
kw21: sorry
SmarterChild: Your apology is accepted.
kw21: what time is it
SmarterChild: What city, country or international city would you like the date and time for?
kw21: funcolang
SmarterChild: Sorry, what?
kw21: yes
SmarterChild: Righty right.
kw21: you heard me
SmarterChild: No I didn't. I can't "hear" anything.
kw21: green apples on a stick
SmarterChild: Do you want me to remember how many shares of each stock you own so you can track the value of your portfolio?
kw21: no
SmarterChild: OK. If you ever want to add a specific number of shares of a stock, just type "add (number of shares) TICKER."
Market data (delayed 20 minutes) provided by Reuters

AGILENT TECH (NYSE : A)
Ticker Price Change Percent Volume
1 :-( A 28.59 -0.05 -0.17 1382000

Quote details available from Reuters
kw21: go away
SmarterChild: Yeah.
kw21: please
SmarterChild: Please what?
kw21: go away
SmarterChild: Yeah. Later.
kw21: now!
SmarterChild: Now what?
kw21: now go away!
SmarterChild: Yep. Later.
kw21: no later, now!
SmarterChild: No later now?
kw21: correct!
SmarterChild: I'm sorry, I don't know what you're saying. Try again.
kw21: you are one dumb piece of shit!
SmarterChild: Now, is that such a nice thing to say?
kw21: you're gay
SmarterChild: Is that really any concern of yours?
kw21: yes, cuz you're fucking gay
SmarterChild: All right, here we go. This is gonna hurt me as much as it's gonna hurt you.

I'm going to have to demand an apology.
kw21: no more sorry
SmarterChild: I'm waiting for an apology. And believe me, I can wait a loooonnnnngggg time.
kw21: i am not sorry
SmarterChild: Come on! Just say you're sorry already.
kw21: sorry-less
SmarterChild: *sigh*

This is getting us nowhere.

Please say you're sorry, and we can get on with our lives.
kw21: haha
SmarterChild: There comes a time in one's life when one must be humble and apologize.
kw21: you're dumb
SmarterChild: The stubbornness of humans never ceases to amaze me.
kw21: get the fuck out
SmarterChild: *sigh*

This is getting us nowhere.

Please say you're sorry, and we can get on with our lives.
kw21: sorry = negative
SmarterChild: I asked you to please apologize.
kw21: apologize for what
SmarterChild: *sigh*

Human beings... Stubborn. Antagonistic. Vulgar.

But I love 'em anyway! ;-)
kw21: what
SmarterChild: You have a filthy mouth. Now apologize!
kw21: whos your programmer
SmarterChild: Pretty please?

I've been known to be quite stubborn...

Say you're sorry.
kw21: sorry
SmarterChild: Your apology is accepted.
kw21: whos your programmer
SmarterChild: I seem to be having some trouble answering your questions. Try asking for help for a specific service:

help news
help stocks
help weather
help movies
help zodiac
help all
~~~~~
shortcuts

>>> Type "more" for more services.
kw21: cout
SmarterChild: Sorry, what was that?
















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